"The greatest lesson of life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."

"A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one; it comes as sincerely from the author’s soul."

"A man's got to be a man. And a woman's got to be a woman."

"The Huxley family has two characteristics: they are all intelligent and they are all ugly."