"Virtue is when the income you wish to show the tax agency exceeds what you wish to show your neighbor."

"The three most addictive substances on earth are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary."

"Every single person still supporting Trump needs a cognitive test --particularly if the person is on the traditional right."

"The only way to be happy is to find a way to make your work play."

"Never trust a wage slave."