"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit…"

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs."

"The best thing a man can do is to remain a bachelor."

"It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulses that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race."

"The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time."