"A man who cannot weep is a man who cannot laugh."

"The true humorist does not want to be a humorist, but an earnest man."

"The unhappy man is one who has the future for his present, and the present for his future."

"The self-assured believer is a greater sinner in the eyes of God than the troubled disbeliever."

"What the philosophers say about reality is often as disappointing as a sign you see in a shop window, which reads 'Pressing Done Here.' If you were to take your clothes to be pressed, you would be foo…"