"When somebody's the president of the United States, the authority is total. And that's the way it's got to be. It's total."

"Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing. You know, you probably can't use that on television."

"Bing, bing, bong, bong. There are lot of people that are very smart. They're like, 'I don't get it.'"

"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful."

"I don't wear a toupee. My hair is 100 percent mine."