"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"I think the world is a vicious and brutal place. We think we’re civilized. In truth, it’s a cruel world and people are ruthless. They act nice to your face, but underneath they’re out to kill you."

"I’m very highly educated. I know words; I have the best words."

"I’m not a schmuck. I know you don’t get rich by writing checks."

"I could have made a lot of money doing other things. I didn't have to do this."