"Greetings to your president. What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women — I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all — we all envy him."

"I’m not a czar, I’m the president."

"I am the wealthiest man, not just in Europe, but in the whole world. I collect emotions. I am wealthy in that the people of Russia have twice entrusted me with the leadership of a great nation such as…"

"I'll pinch you later."

"The task of the government is not only to pour honey into a cup, but sometimes to give bitter medicine."