"We are a special people, chosen by God to be a beacon of liberty and freedom to the world."

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

"The future doesn't belong to the faint-hearted; it belongs to the brave."

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We start bombing in five minutes."

"Of the four wars in my lifetime, none of them started because we were too strong."