"He called the patent office 'that worldly cloister where I hatched my most beautiful ideas'."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The Germans as a whole are guilty of these mass murders and must be punished as a people..."

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?"

"The Chinese don't sit on benches while eating but squat like Europeans do when they relieve themselves out in the leafy woods."