"I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it."

"This clock has gotten me into a lot of fucking trouble. But you know what? This clock has gotten me out of a lot of trouble."

"I'm a trendsetter."

"We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!"

"Heaven's the hemorrhoids."