"The world is full of wonders, and it is my job to bring them to the people."

"Politeness and good humor are as much in demand as good merchandise."

"No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public."

"The cheapest way to advertise is to have something that is worth advertising."

"To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter."