"The public always wants to be deceived."

"The public is not capable of distinguishing between a genuine article and a spurious one."

"The best kind of advertising is word of mouth, but you have to get people talking."

"When I was born, all the modesty I had was in my head; I took it out, looked at it, laughed, and threw it away."

"I have been called a liar, a cheat, a humbug, and all that, but I have always been truthful in my way."