"I consider it my duty to be happy, and I seek happiness wherever I can find it, even in the most forbidden places."

"I always found that the best way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

"The memory of a pleasure is almost as great as the pleasure itself."

"The greatest pleasure in life is to do what people say you cannot do, and to do it well."

"A man who wants to be happy must have a good digestion and a bad heart, for a good heart is a source of much suffering."