"I'm not a human. I'm a machine."

"I am the closest possible thing to James Bond that exists outside of fantasy."

"I told my wife that if you want to get married to me there are certain rules. And what among the rules one of them is no going out with friends for drinking smoking parties and especially men."

"If you're a man and you let your woman control you, you're not a real man."

"If you're a woman and you're not married by 30, you've failed. You've failed at your primary purpose in life."