"The point of this joke is even more important now than it was when I first wrote it."

"The internet is a trap. It's a way for companies to collect data on you and control your life."

"When I do this, some people think that it's because I want my ego to be fed, right? Of course, I'm not asking you to call it 'Stallmanix'!"

"Not having children is an important contribution to humanity."

"I don't use anything with a proprietary firmware. That means no modern routers, no modern wifi cards."