"The idea of 'cloud computing' is a trap. It's about giving up your freedom and control."

"I don't use anything with a proprietary firmware. That means no modern routers, no modern wifi cards."

"“Sexual assault” is so vague that it makes no sense as a charge. Because of that term, we can't whether these journalists were accused of a grave crime or a minor one."

"To join the Church of Emacs, one needs only pronounce the Confession of the Faith; it starts like this: 'There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.'"

"My Saint iGNUcius comedy routine consists of a series of jokes about the fictional Church of Emacs that humorously compare ideas of the free software movement with real aspects of various world religi…"