"Enlightenment is not something that happens to you. It is something that you allow to happen."

"Kissing is beautiful, but it’s not hygienic. That’s why I don’t kiss anyone."

"I am not a messiah, and I am not a mahatma. I am just a very naughty guy."

"Marriage is the world’s worst invention. It was invented by people who were afraid to be alone."

"Falling in love is the first step to knowing yourself. It is not about the other, it is about you."