"I have to wear white gloves. It's for hygiene."

"I can't shake hands. I was just sitting over there in my car, making a telephone call and eating a hot dog, and I got mustard on my hand. What's more, I was shaving, and I cut my hand."

"I want to be remembered for only one thing: my contribution to aviation."

"I'm not a movie mogul. I just like to make movies."

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."