"I hate reporters. They're always trying to twist my words."

"I would expect you really to wrap that government up down there to a point where it would be – well – a captive entity in every way."

"I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to touch a doorknob again. It's too dangerous."

"No! Never check an interesting fact!"

"Once you consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things back the way they are."