"The internet is a tool for propaganda. It is not for the Turkmen people."

"I am a humble servant of my people."

"I have decided that all the hospitals in the country, except for the capital, should be closed. People should come to Ashgabat if they are sick."

"I have ordered the construction of a new monument to the Turkmen horse. The horse is a symbol of our strength."

"I have decided that all the clocks in the country should be set to Turkmen time. It is for our independence."