"I came to the conclusion that we need to write a new alphabet. It will be Latin, but with our own specific letters. Our children will learn it faster."

"I have ordered that all the trees in the country be painted white. It is for cleanliness."

"I am not a dictator, I am a leader. I lead the people to a bright future."

"I have made it compulsory for all citizens to learn to play the dutar. It is our national instrument."

"I have ordered that all the internet cafes in the country be closed. The internet is not good for our people."