"I married myself in a wedding dress. Why? Because I can."

"I really do, I think you're gorgeous. Yeah, you really appeal to me, I think you're hot. I really, really, really love you and I really, really, really want to take you out. This is like being a meat …"

"This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is."

"I'm just a guy who likes to have fun and play basketball."

"For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do."