"I lost my virginity in the back of a car. It wasn't romantic. It was just... fast."

"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes for a living."

"I'm not a revolutionary. I just want to burn everything down."

"I don't like the word 'nigger.' But I don't like the word 'colored' either. 'Colored' sounds like something you spill on yourself. 'Oh shit, I colored myself!'"

"My mama always told me, 'Richard, if you don't got nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all.' But I always got something good to say!"