"I got shot five times. And you know what? I still got up and walked away. Because I'm a bad motherfucker."

"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes for a living."

"I don't mind if you don't like my jokes. I just don't want you to tell me about it."

"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a guy who likes to argue."

"I don't believe in destiny. I believe in hard work. I believe in perseverance. I believe in never giving up."