"I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now—relaxed! ‘Cause when I heard the police car, I knew they weren’t coming after me!"

"I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."

"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."

"I went to Africa. 'Cause I wanted to find out where I came from. And you know what I found out? I'm from a long line of slaves. I didn't find no kings and queens. I found a bunch of people living in h…"

"I'm not a misanthrope. I just don't like most people."