"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music."

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

"I'm not a fan of modern anything. I think it's all just a bunch of people who are trying to be new, but they're just repeating the same old mistakes."

"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you."