"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."

"I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy."

"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

"I'm not a comedian. I'm a social critic. I'm a philosopher. I'm a poet. I'm a writer. I'm a performer. I'm an artist. I'm a human being. I'm a man. I'm a man of constant sorrow, and I'm a man of const…"

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."