"Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn."

"Politics: 'Poly' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'."

"Comedy is all about timing. And sometimes, the timing is terrible."

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world—or at least the way you see it."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."