"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

"You know, anything can be- you can make a joke out of anything. You name me any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it, all right, because you know, and a joke is a joke."

"I'm a big fan of movie stars. I think they're magical."

"I don't have a personal life. I just have movies."

"I don't think about the legacy of my films. I just think about making the next one."