"I thank you for not snoring."

"Acting is a bum's life. You're always waiting, waiting, waiting."

"I don't think I'm a very good actor. I'm not that talented. I'm just lucky."

"Acting is just a way of making a living. The actor's a fool if he believes he's anything more than a glorified whore."

"I'm tired of the whole thing. I'm tired of Hollywood. I'm tired of the movies. I'm tired of my life."