"I like to think of myself as a storyteller. That's what I am, essentially."

"The future is always a little more complicated than you think."

"Mr. President, I'm Not Saying We Wouldn't Get Our Hair Mussed. But I Do Say No More Than 10 To 20 Million Killed Tops...Depending On The Brakes."

"I'm just an old man and I smell bad, remember?"

"I've always been interested in the dark side of things."