Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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"I see a huge paradox in me – the intense need to be loved and the search for approval juxtaposed with the need to nurture other people, to be the mother I never had."
Philosophical"I'm a dreamer. I believe in possibilities. I believe in miracles."
Controversial"Why did God give us hair there anyways? Why didn't guys have to shave there? Why was it accepted in Europe but not in America?"
Controversial"I'm a provocateur. I'm an artist. I'm a performer. I'm a storyteller. I'm a dancer. I'm a singer. I'm a songwriter. I'm a director. I'm a mother. I'm a woman."
Humorous"You see, Larry, it was all worth it."
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