"I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without salt."

"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork."

"The two most important things in life are good friends and a good chamber pot."

"A physician is an unfortunate gentleman who is every day required to perform a miracle; namely, to reconcile health with intemperance."

"Promises and pie-crusts are made to be broken."