"My Saint iGNUcius comedy routine consists of a series of jokes about the fictional Church of Emacs that humorously compare ideas of the free software movement with real aspects of various world religi…"

"I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia."

"Don't let corporations control your life."

"None of my shirts carry messages (such as words or symbols). That practice strikes me as lacking dignity, almost like being a sandwich man, so I won't wear clothing with symbols, not even for causes I…"

"…and do not post it to YouTube, as it doesn't work with free software!"