We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, 'I've decided I want to be cremated.' I said, 'Alright, get your coat.'
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"The thing under the bed waiting to grab your ankle isn't necessarily a monster. Maybe it's just a ghost of your own fear, waiting to be acknowledged."
Controversial"The brain is a calculator, an especially powerful one, but it's not a heart."
Humorous"The boogeyman is real, and he's hiding under your bed."
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Humorous"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that."
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