"I'm not a very good driver. I've crashed a few cars."

"I'm not a very intelligent man. But I'm not a stupid man either."

"I don't remember biting the head off a bat, but if I did, it probably tasted like chicken."

"I've never been a fan of exercise. I'd rather just sit on my arse and watch TV."

"The music business is like any other business, y'know? When sales are going well, everything's hunky-f**king-dory. But the second something goes wrong, it's all blood and law-suits."