"I used to think when I was young, that I was adopted by my mother because they found me in a spaceship, and they let me out, and I was from a different planet."

"I was as schizophrenic as a wet cat that's been beaten."

"I don't think I'm a very good singer."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"I'm a product of a spoiled, materialistic, success-driven environment, but I have no capacity to live up to those expectations."