"I'm a lazy bastard, and I have no work ethic."

"I have a red irritation in my stomach. It's psychosomatic, caused by all the anger and the screaming. I have scoliosis, where the curvature of your spine is bent, and the weight of my guitar has made …"

"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes."

"I’m too sensitive. I get my feelings hurt way too easily."

"I'm not a very good spokesperson."