"First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash."

"I'm a survivor. I'm a thriver. I'm a believer."

"She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet."

"Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirsty."

"Picture life as my wife just think, full-length mink, fat X and O links, bracelets to match."