"The reality clearly proves that only when we hold high the torch of self-reliance and self-development can we move forward dynamically along the road of socialism."

"We should turn our country into a socialist paradise where the people enjoy happiness to their heart's content."

"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"

"We will continue to work patiently to achieve peace on the Korean Peninsula and regional stability. But if invasive outsiders and provocateurs touch us even slightly, we will not be forgiving in the l…"

"Completely destroy South Korea if its security were threatened."