"Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me."

"She was a rut in the road. Everybody else rode on, but she was stuck."

"Dat's what makes a man and a woman. You can't have one without the other."

"It seems to me that the human race is like a lot of children playing in a nursery, and the grown-ups are not coming."

"I like myself when I am laughing. And then I think that is the best way to like yourself. To be laughing."