"We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are of the same kind."

"One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid."

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork."