"Life: we laugh and laugh, then cry and cry, then feebler laugh, then die."

"I have a temper, but I have learned to control it. My temper is like a dog that I have trained to lie down when I tell it to."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but of what is left out of it."

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."

"I do not like to be a member of any club that would have me as a member."