"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well."

"Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't satisfactory."