If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
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"The only difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist leaves the hide."
Strange & Unusual"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."
Humorous"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."
Controversial"I have a temper, but I have learned to control it. My temper is like a dog that I have trained to lie down when I tell it to."
Strange & Unusual"An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency."
Humorous