"The very first thing which a man has to do, in order to learn how to do a thing, is to learn how to unlearn it."

"I was educated once – it took me years to get over it."

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."

"What a world of trouble those who never marry escape!"

"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."