"Humor is almost always a subversive element. It's a way to make people think about things they don't want to think about."

"Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open."

"Life is a wheel. Sooner or later, it always comes around to where you started again."

"Fear is the oldest and strongest emotion of mankind, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

"My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win."