"I don't have any answers. I just have questions."

"I write for myself and for my friends. And for the people who are not my friends, but who might become my friends."

"I do not believe in the God of the Bible. I believe in the God of the cosmos."

"I hate to be told by some guy in a suit that I shouldn't be writing about this or that because it's not 'marketable.'"

"I am a man. Now you may think I’ve made some kind of silly mistake about gender, or maybe that I’m trying to fool you, because my first name ends in 'a,' and I own three bras and a pair of high-heeled…"