"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"I'm a sore loser. I think everybody should be. I think we should all be terrible losers and get mad and demand a recount."

"I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone."

"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again."

"The worst thing that can happen to an artist is to get what he wants."