"Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse."

"Attention authors: if a reviewer writes an unfair review of your work, contact me, I can be very unfair in reviewing his review."

"The good life is simple. Don't f*ck it up by making it complicated."

"The average person is not interested in truth, but in comfort."

"The way people reveal unconsciously that an action would be in their best interest is by telling you that it is 'in *your* best interest'."